The world will look at you like you're crazy, but you don't know all of the world and they don't all know you. Live and let live!!!
i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.
i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing
(Source: grimyboy)
People who thought really hard about the concept that a tattoo is body art.
now that is my idea of a tattoo. om nom nom
(Source: its-tuesday-again)
one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
That’s absolutely unbelievable, that’s what it looks like every time I play
thats what my thighs look like every time i run xx
everytime I walk
Everytime I poke my thigh
this took an unexpected turn
(Source: hydrotoxicity)
you’ve got your olive oil
virgin olive oil
extra virgin olive oil
olive oil with a questionable past
imagine walking down the street one day and someone walks by you and whispers your url in your ear and you turn around and they’re gone
(Source: methlabrador)
staying home alone is cool because yay i can go out for a walk at 3 in the morning and cook whatever i want and play some weird loud music and walk around in nothing but a t shirt and pee with the door open but its also terrifying because did my eye just twitch am i having a stroke oh my god i am going to die alone of a stroke at the age of 18 and my family will come home to a very messy house and a rotting body
